You see, you deprive a man of simple pleasures like topless busty British glamour models and you push him ever so closer to taking out his repression on his fellow man via nuke. As we all know, Christmas is a time of peace and goodwill, so we thought we'd give you a rage-reducing gallery of Page 3 Girls in their skimpiest X-mas attire. Click through to open your gift! April 12th is the day England adopted the Union Jack as its flag. Union Jack is also the name of three Marvel Comics characters - each of whom had no superhuman powers but instead carried a handgun and a dagger.